Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day is a flying sack of poop.

After a long day in SLC spending time with the Clarkes and attending their baby blessing, we returned home to find that Peli had used her crate as a lawn, which is typical after having her in there all day (she had her DVD playing, so we're not horrible parents!). I offered to clean the crate while Bobby took her outside and bathed her. Upon bringing her back inside, Peli ran around the house, and Bobby frantically grabbed her to keep her from spreading her pee paws all over the apartment. As he grabbed her, her foot caught on the plastic bag full of the urine soaked paper towels and feces and flung it in the air, showering all of the contents all over me.

Happy Mother's Day, everyone.

1 comment:

Heidi said...

wow, your story wins!

and oh, if you want the banner to fit a little better, just put it in over again and choose for it to "Fit to..." I don't remember exactly what it says. Then it will fit inside the frame.